Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1: Toes Go In First.
A2: Tits Go In Front.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Q: Why do blondes like the GST?
(GST -- Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Canada)
A1: Because they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell GTS.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.
