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FOOD BLONDE JOKES
Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says,
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead,
and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and
estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going
to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got
really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too
tired to go on, so she drowned.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette
says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!