A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started
swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with
a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car
over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm
so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So
I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks
at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen?
Submitted by: Michael Sharp
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around
an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
The Unites States government has issued a recall on all cars and trucks
that have a headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal switch. The
purpose for this is to cut the traffic accidents at night by 90%. Apparently
that the 90% that they plan to cut is from blonds, because they keep
getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel. Submitted
by: Randy Hutton
Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back
by: Karen Cleg-Oneill